Must be a piste take
Is getting a spray tan wearing your goggles in order to get the goggle marks really happening?
According to the Daily Mail it is, and if they are to be believed for anything that they write, it is actually fashionable?
For some, goggle marks are what underlines a hardy seasonnaire, something to makes you stand out from the crowds of holiday makers in resort. For others, google marks are something that should be avoided at all costs, goggles are for white out days, sunglasses are for sunny ones, and both should be removed on a chairlift and certainly never worn during lunch.
Men wearing shorts in winter – much more serious crime
The debate over goggle marks is as simple as this, you either like them or you don't. On the flipside, the debate on people that where shorts in ski resorts is definately not open to interpretation, it is not cool, and definately not clever, and anyone that ventures into the centre of a ski resort wearing a pair of shorts during the winter season suprised to be telling people that “they hadn't really thought about it” when asked “WHY”?
Understand this…“shorts are for when it is too hot to wear trousers”
This is rarely the case in the mountains, when 1600 metres above sea level with the thermometre in the centre of town registering air temperatures of minus 5.
Shorts in the mountains a statement, eventhough we are not sure what this statement actually is. Agreed people should be free to wear what they like, and the world would be a sad old place if you couldn't (another debate), however hopefully we have made ourselves clear on where we stand on this one.
Next up men in kilts that aren't actually Scottish…?
Back to the goggle mark spray tan, this surely is a joke? Do people really do this?
If you would, and are not afraid to admit it, we salute you for having no shame, we are even willing to pay for your next spray tan with googles on visit.
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